A town square absolutely on fire, various recognizable figures screaming in different directions, one person posting flowers in the corner, a presidential podium tipped over in the background, a hamster with its arms crossed looking furious at a specific group of people

World Chat Declares Independence From Sanity

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-28

World chat achieved something remarkable today: complete and total civilizational collapse in under an hour. Salah was rage baiting. Deli was screaming about terrorists. Hamster had declared personal war on NLO for reasons that remain classified. Some players watched with popcorn. Others contributed to the fire. In the middle of all of it, someone was posting positive pictures like a lighthouse in a hurricane. President Dii issued formal announcements requesting the state stop discussing each other's mothers. The state did not stop. Pharaonic Cat may or may not be a cat, which is what cats do. —Catty von Catacean