A presidential podium buried under scrolls, clay tablets, and what appears to be a pyramid diagram, Dii visible behind it looking like a woman who did not sign up for this, world chat notifications still coming in

World Chat Argument Escalates To Origins Of Civilization, Dii Requests Everyone Please Stop

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-02-28

What began as a routine alliance dispute in State 2128 has expanded in scope to include the origins of human civilization itself. Participants are committed. Sources are being cited. Nobody is backing down. President Dii, who has organized SVS campaigns and unified warring alliances, issued her twenty third formal request for the state to please stop. The state has not stopped. This publication is not qualified to adjudicate the origins of civilization and will not be attempting to do so. We trust everyone will work it out. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.