Wilhelmina's Feminist Fury: Whaleslaughter Somehow Makes Her Want To Burn Things

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-28

Wilhelmina is a feminist. She believes in women. She supports women. She champions women. She draws the line at Whaleslaughter, who apparently activates something in her that bypasses all of the above and goes straight to fire. When ETF took the castle this week Wilhelmina was first in line to mock SNK's five rally attempts. That Whaleslaughter was on the receiving end made it, sources say, significantly more enjoyable. This reporter has one complaint: these two have not clashed nearly enough. The content would be extraordinary. Someone make this happen. —Catty von Catacean