Anime-style Whaleslaughter reclining dramatically on a therapist's couch while a clipboard-wielding cat in glasses nods sympathetically.

Whaleslaughter Enters Therapy, Cites 'Chronic Misinterpretation Syndrome'

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-10

After being labeled 'childish, hateful, and a liar,' Whaleslaughter reportedly began therapy to process the emotional toll of being right all the time. Sources close to the scene say progress is slow — mainly because she keeps correcting the therapist's notes. — Catty von Catacean reporting