Whaleslaughter Releases Morning Greeting Song

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-01-26

Good Morning, Ahmet debuted this morning as an unsolicited act of civic cheer, following Ahmet's dramatic exit from ETF and his subsequent accusations, sermons, and creative blame attribution. Rather than respond with mechanics, HAVOC answered with music. The upbeat cabaret-pop greeting wishes Ahmet well, notes that strength is better together, and offers no rebuttal whatsoever. Reactions across ETF suggest the song is catchy, harmless, and deeply irritating to exactly one person. Catty notes: sometimes diplomacy hums. —Catty von Catacean