SVS Prep Sheet Empty — State 2128 Apparently on Vacation

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-02-21

SVS Prep has officially begun and the Ministry sign-up sheet is empty. Completely empty. State 2128 has apparently decided this is beach season, not battle season. No names, no coordination, no plans—just vibes and vacation energy. President Dooly stands alone with his clipboard while the rest of the state lounges poolside with tropical drinks. Whether this is a coordinated protest, mass apathy, or everyone simultaneously deciding they have better things to do remains unclear. Dooly's motivational toolkit includes snake bites and crushing hugs, but you can't motivate people who've already mentally checked out. The enemy state is presumably preparing. State 2128 is working on their tans. SVS is in 22 hours. Someone should probably mention that. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.