Griff Harpoon at his desk with five personnel files open, pausing longest on the one that is just a photograph of a mustache with a mustache listed as next of kin

SVS Prep Day 2: State 2128 Wins Again, Top Scorers Identified

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-05-20

State 2128 has won the SVS Preparation Phase for the second consecutive day. The top five scorers have been identified and questions have been raised about some of the names.

First place: [HAV]ii D E A T H ii. HAVOC. The spaces in the name suggest deliberate emphasis. Death. With room to breathe.

Second place: [HAV]ii DEATHWICH ii. Also HAVOC. Also death, but combined with sandwich. HAVOC sent Death and Sandwich to the top of the leaderboard. Sandwich has appeared two days in a row. The sandwich endures.

Third place: [RNG]미니BEN, State 2127. Mini Ben. A tiger. Named after a smaller version of a Ben. He finished third in an inter-state SVS competition. The original Ben remains uncontacted and presumably full-sized.

Fourth place: [ROK]가보자go, State 2127. This translates to Let's Go Go. The name is motivational. The redundancy appears intentional. He finished fourth.

Fifth place: [RNG]마른콧수염_Mar, State 2127. Thin Mustache. The name is a mustache. The avatar is also a mustache. There was no confusion about the brand. The mustache finished fifth. It is the highest-ranked mustache in the competition since sandwich shaved recently.

—Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.