If our AI art department were conscious, this image would show Wandy — cute brunette, white fluffy dog on her head — holding the castle garrison with calm authority while 2159 regroups in the distance. They are not conscious. We regret this.

2128 Retakes the Castle. Two Rallies. Wandy Is Holding It.

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-08-15

2159 spent five rallies taking the castle. 2128 took it back in two.

Wandy is holding it. The fluffy dog on her head has not commented on the situation but sources describe it as unbothered.

—Catty von Catacean, reporting live.