Death Takes the Castle. The Song Was Prophetic.

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-06-20

State 2128 is at State 1989's Sunfire Castle and the situation is, this reporter must report, cinematic.

It began with Wandy. IDK's whale held the castle for thirty-six minutes and twenty-one seconds. Then 1989 seized it. Then Death arrived.

ii D E A T H ii, whose statistics recently inspired a dark electro-rock anthem Legs Weak, Blood Fast about legs going weak and blood running fast, retook the castle in a series of perfectly executed rallies and currently holds it with kurt 27, Sin7877, Constantine, Black Hawk, そMarlie そBAD, Bambooty, and ~M~ in garrison. Every rally landed. The castle changed hands like it had always been his to take back.

Queen Zar wrote that he makes war feel like a kiss in the night. This reporter has no further editorial comment at this time.

Battle is ongoing. State 1989 has not surrendered. They are advised to consider their options.

—Catty von Catacean, reporting live.