1989 Controls the Castle. Death Is in Traffic.

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-06-20

State 1989 has turned it around. The Lowkey Legends control the castle. The Lowkey Legends control all the turrets. The Psyducks, written off by this publication as a recurring inconvenience, have taken everything.

Wandy said wth. Death said oh oh. A three rally attempt was launched. It did not work. A second three rally attempt is underway. Death is currently driving to work.

State 2128 is running out of time. The castle that held through Death's perfectly executed rallies, through Wandy's thirty-six minute garrison, through an infestation of motivated Psyducks, is currently flying 1989 colors.

Wandy is jumpy. Death is in traffic. The Psyducks are having a moment.

—Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.