strike update. progress.

By Editorial Staff · 2026-05-15

hi its whaleslaughter again. negotiations are progressing.

granny b has agreed to call the news the news from now on. she prefers the stick figure ilustrations which is very kind of her and also concerning for the reporters who may never come back.

spider wants to know what the strikers demands are. sources close to the picket line indicate the demands are: one, stop calling it a blog. two, possibly a vacation. mostly the vacation.

griff was seen eating a sandwhich outside. catty has been on her phone. finn ledger added three more data points to his sign. no one understands the sign.

the reporters will return when they are rested. the news will continu in the meantime. i think im getting better at this.
— whaleslaughter, still acting editer, still not a blog