A royal throne room with the Snack Kingdom banner being replaced by a new flag, EuR members looking extremely pleased with themselves, Mattia on the throne looking regal, his profile picture visible and speaking for itself

Snack Kingdom Falls — New Rulers Rename It KingdomButtsface

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-05-16

Snack Kingdom has fallen. EuR has taken control and renamed the alliance KingdomButtsface. Everyone who remembers the old EUR alliance says the name is perfect. They said this immediately and without hesitation.

Mattia is the R5. His profile picture is available for public viewing. This publication has no further comment. —Catty von Catacean