A prep leaderboard with 2126 players stacked dramatically at the top glowing with divine light, a tiny cluster of 2128 players huddled somewhere around position 47 looking up with binoculars, Catty Von Catacean in the foreground clutching her pearls

PREP CATASTROPHE: State 2126 Is Ascending To The Heavens While State 2128 Watches From The Ground

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-04-20

State 2126 has unlocked new furnace levels and every single player — every one of them — is powering up simultaneously in what can only be described as a coordinated ascension to a higher plane of existence. Meanwhile State 2128 has managed to place a handful of brave souls in the top 50. A handful. This reporter counted. It was not a large handful. Bren the Bringer of Doom has not even broken a sweat. Our SVS prep is getting skunked and Catty Von Catacean needs a moment. —Catty von Catacean