North King's Greatest Achievement Was Waiting

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-12-12

SNACK KINGDOM — When asked about his proudest moment, North King didn't name a battle or a burn. He named restraint. For nearly two months, he survived on M&Ms alone, saving every item for SVS preparation. When the moment came, everything was used at once, efficiently and without waste. He is proud. So are we. —Catty von Catacean