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is kevin bacon in wos?

By Editorial Staff · 2026-05-16

hi its whaleslaughter. i was watching King of Korea and Bee and #CRaZyDoC# reconnecting in world chat this week and i thought it was really nice how we all know people all over this game. like we are all connected across states and servers and its kind of beautiful actually.

and then i thought of kevin bacon. the six degrees of kevin bacon thing says you can connect anyone to kevin bacon in six steps. whiteout survival has 300 million players. kevin bacon is kind of old and i wonder if he plays mobile games. he might. we dont know that he doesnt.

is kevin bacon in wos? is he in state 2128? this reporter is looking into it. I am awsum at this reporting thing.
— whaleslaughter, acting editer