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Great Dane Drops a Proper Christmas Song — Catty Says 'Finally!'

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-25

Holiday panic broke out across State 2128 today as Great Dane released what many are calling 'an actual Christmas song' — the warmly traditional In the Light of Christmas. The pure, classic sincerity of the track was reportedly so wholesome that Whaleslaughter audibly gagged at its happy cheer. Catty von Catacean, long-suffering cultural critic, issued a grateful statement: "If you want something that actually *sounds* like Christmas, listen to this. Whaleslaughter's songs are… well… a different kind of Christmas."