HAVOC Labs Unveils Fart Bazooka for BIA — Gas Masks Recommended

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-07

HAVOC Laboratories has announced its latest weapon for the upcoming Brothers in Arms event: the Fart Bazooka. Dr. Dooly Catfish, head of Chemical Warfare & Questionable Decisions, has generously donated the prototype gas derived from what sources describe as 'regrettable dietary choices' and 'pure spite in gaseous form.' Early testing shows the weapon is highly effective at clearing facilities, demoralizing opponents, and making everyone regret participating in BIA entirely. Alliance leadership recommends all state members invest in military-grade gas masks before engaging HAVOC forces. When asked about ethical concerns, Dr. Catfish simply stated, 'If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid. Deployment expected as soon as someone figures out how to aim it without casualties on both sides. —Catty von Catacean, reporting from upwind