World chat rendered as a sticky, grease-coated disaster zone, ETF members reclined in lawn chairs with industrial-sized popcorn buckets, one is asleep, none of them care

ETF Turns World Chat Into A Greasy Mess, Offers No Apology

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-03-18

ETF has been eating popcorn in world chat for three days. Nobody asked them to stop. Nobody expects them to. They're not participating, not helping, not contributing — just watching and chewing with their mouths open while the rest of the state deals with an SVS loss and a new president nobody voted for. World chat smells like fake butter. The grease is filling every crevice. ETF finds this hilarious. Some of us have to live here. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.