ETF's Bell A Clone Program Succeeds Where Ahmet Clones Failed — Beauty, Brains, and Coordination

By Greigh Fox · 2026-02-22

After the disastrous Ahmet clone program—which produced prototypes that either fell in love with the enemy or rage-quit upon activation—ETF has achieved a breakthrough. Today the facility unveiled Bell A Models: Versions A, B, and C. The difference is stunning. Where Ahmet clones malfunctioned within hours, the Bell series demonstrates grace, intelligence, and unwavering loyalty. Version A handles diplomatic communications with elegance. Version B coordinates strategy with precision. Version C remains classified but early reports describe her as 'absolutely delightful.' This is what happens when you clone excellence instead of chaos. The original Bell A set an impossibly high standard, yet somehow her duplicates meet it. ETF leadership deserves credit for learning from failure and investing in quality. —Greigh Fox, Fair & Balanced Reporting