
Dumbledore Casts Spell — State 2116 Sweeps Top Three
By Catty von Catacean · 2026-01-01
After days of theatrical cosplay, Albus Dumbledore finally remembered he's a wizard—and apparently cast a spell that put State 2116 in all three top spots. Suley_Boo leads at 68 million, a bot holds second at 43 million, and Dumbledore himself sits third at 43 million. State 2128's Dominik3 broke the sweep in fourth place at 30 million, grinding with the determination of someone who forgot what sleep feels like. The wizards came prepared. The question is whether 2128 can break the enchantment when the real battle begins. —Catty von Catacean