HAVOC Clone Program Spirals Out of Control — Dooly Variants Now Exceed Original Population

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-23

What began as a manageable cloning program has become an infestation. HAVOC's laboratory continues producing Dooly variants at an alarming rate. The current roster includes: Mini Dooly, Regular Dooly, Bacteria Dooly, Doolly Cat, Dooly Dooly, Dooly no no, Doolywich, Kill Dooly, Dooly Slaughter, RickDoolyBobby and rumored Granny Dooly. The original President Dooly was last seen staring at his duplicates with what witnesses describe as 'profound existential dread.' Scientists have abandoned containment protocols entirely and are simply documenting variants as they appear. Kill Dooly and Dooly Slaughter have raised particular safety concerns, though leadership insists they're 'probably fine.' The facility now contains more Doolys than actual scientists. HAVOC describes the situation as 'under control' while standing behind reinforced glass. The Dooly dimension has opened. —Catty von Catacean