Dii back behind her presidential desk looking resigned, a packed suitcase visible in the corner, Pharaonic Cat sitting on the desk looking smug about the whole situation

Dii Releases Statement: Was Looking Forward To That Vacation

By Greigh Fox · 2026-04-03

President Dii has confirmed that the April Fools report naming Pharaonic Cat as Supreme President was not, in fact, official. She has returned to her desk. She is fine. Sources describe her expression as that of a woman who briefly saw the exit and had it taken away. Pharaonic Cat has issued no statement but appears extremely comfortable in the presidential chair and shows no signs of leaving voluntarily. —Greigh Fox, Fair & Balanced Reporting