Death Still Refusing to Be Normal (Again)

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-12-02

Death woke up today and chose first place again. Two days straight. Monkey made a run for it yesterday and Death simply said, 'Thanks for keeping my spot warm.' The leaderboard briefly believed in miracles and then immediately apologized. At this point we're considering bolting the crown directly to Death's furnace. Monkey remains in second, watching… learning… and definitely plotting something unholy. —Catty von Catacean, reporting live from the crushed dreams department