Cross-State Fan Mail: 2316 Tunes In to the 2128 Disaster Show

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-01-31

It seems we've picked up a following. Sources confirm that the folks over in State 2316 are refreshing our feed faster than their own battle reports. I suppose when your own strategy is falling apart, watching 2128's 'organized chaos' is the next best thing to entertainment. To our fans across the line: Glad you're enjoying the show. We'll keep reporting on CAT-Walker's gear failures and Catty's kitty crushes as long as you keep giving us material to work with. Just remember—reading about the lead isn't the same as taking it. Enjoy the news, because the reality on the ground is looking a lot less comfortable for you. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.