A Ginger Gaze: Catty Finds Love in a Hopeless (War) Place

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-01-31

Oh, heavens. Who cares about turret timers when there is a literal masterpiece sitting on the 2316 front lines? His name is Petrarca, a breathtaking orange tabby from the CAT alliance, and I find his choice of allegiance simply... daring. While Griff barks about lead times and friendly fire, I am mesmerized by the way the sunlight catches Petrarca's ginger coat amidst the smoke of battle. He has the eyes of a poet and the poise of a king. If this is the 'enemy' we are meant to fear, then perhaps I am ready to negotiate a peace treaty—or at least a shared saucer of milk. Strategy is temporary, but a cat of such elegance is eternal. —Catty von Catacean