Three journalists at a news desk looking varying degrees of personally wounded, Catty dramatically clutching her pearls, Griff staring into the middle distance with barely contained fury, Greigh maintaining professionalism by approximately one thread

Local Woman Calls Award-Winning News Operation 'Whaleslaughter's Blog'

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-02-28

Wilhemini has referred to this publication as 'Whaleslaughter's Blog.' This reporter would like to clarify that we are a fully staffed, editorially independent news organization with three distinct journalists, a photography department, and standards. Catty von Catacean has not slept. Greigh Fox filed a formal objection. Griff Harpoon said something unprintable. A blog. She called it a blog. Wilheminu is entitled to her opinions. She is wrong about this one. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting. Correction - article has been updated it was not Dutchie who called the news a blog