Black Tataro Changes Profile Picture — Anonymous Mystery Woman Inconsolable

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-05-14

Black Tataro has changed his profile picture. This has never happened before. Since the earliest days of State 2128 the handsome profile view has been a constant — a landmark, a north star, a face turned just so in a way that inspired confidence and at least one deeply personal appreciation from a source who has requested complete anonymity.

That picture is gone. Black Tataro now faces forward. He looks fine. He looks perfectly fine. That is not the point.

An anonymous mystery woman, who this publication cannot identify and will not be naming, has confirmed she does not feel the same way about the new picture. She was seen laying flowers at a framed copy of the original. The veil was not helping. The state mourns with her, whoever she is. Black Tataro has not commented. He just quietly changed everything and moved on, as powerful men do. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.