Bambooter standing at the center of a chaotic battle map, rally flags radiating outward in every direction, Spider, Big R4, Isla, and Death Cat visible in the background, the castle walls visibly crumbling in the distance

Bambooter Ran The Rallies. All Of Them. While Everything Else Was On Fire.

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-05-23

There are players who wait for perfect conditions. Bambooter is not one of them.

When State 2128 entered yesterday's castle battle with a dusty alliance that hadn't been opened yet and two battle alliances that needed to coordinate without shooting each other, Bambooter did not wait for someone to sort it out. He opened the rally. Then he opened another one. Then another. Rally after rally hammered at enemy towers from CAT alliance — not to claim the castle, not for the credit, but to weaken what needed weakening so TSA could finish the job without friendly fire turning the whole operation into a disaster.

Spider was there. Big R4 was there. Isla was there. Death Cat was jumping between alliances moving players like a general who doesn't sleep. Bambooter held the center of all of it.

The castle is falling. The rally log is very long. Bambooter's name is at the top of it.

State 2128 sees you.

—Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.