[OBS]Analyst Publishes KOI Day One Report. Vanishes.

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-06-03

On June 1, [OBS]Analyst published a King of Icefield Day One report. They noted they were not naming names, as naming names had not gone well previously.

That was three days ago.

Alliance 300 made their position clear. White Moon, Linochka:3, XAH, Santa Claus, Юрий, Astra00, Bek, #CRaZyDoc#, and Psihos_Evgenii occupied nine of the top ten KOI Day One positions. The tenth spot was taken by [HAV]Dracula, who apparently had somewhere to be. 300 was not asked for comment. They had already made one. [LOV]300Fan, reached via megaphone, previously stated that 300 does not hoard anything and could not care less. The Day One standings remain consistent with this position.

The Analyst promised KOI coverage. The Analyst filed one report. Day Two passed. Day Three passed. The megaphone is silent.

This publication has been covering State 2128 since before the Analyst had an account. We have four reporters. We have a pelican. We file.

The Analyst has a spreadsheet, a theory, and something to say about alliance power gaps. 2128 News is hiring. The pay is nonexistent. The editorial independence is total. The application is simple.

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—Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.