Someone Is Harassing BLACKTATARO And This Publication Will Not Stand For It

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-06-01

State 2128 has a new problem and their name is [OBS]Analyst and nobody knows what hthey looks like.

For three consecutive events, an anonymous account has been posting megaphone reports in world chat ranking alliances like they are produce at a farmers market. HAV first. NLO second. 300 fifth. Catty von Catacean has reviewed these findings and would like to formally note that HAV did not finish first in SvS preparation week because of a spreadsheet. HAV finished first because HAV showed up, coordinated, sacrificed individual glory for collective victory, and did not stop to post about it in world chat because HAV was busy winning.

The Analyst called this exceptional coordination. They are not wrong. They could have led with this. They did not lead with this.

Instead they have spent three reports returning, with increasing enthusiasm, to the question of why 300 — the most powerful alliance in the state, home to some of its finest and most committed players, led by a man with an extremely credible beard — did not score higher in SvS preparation. [300]BLACKTATARO has explained this patiently and at length. He cannot control his members' wallets. He invests everything personally. He has already stepped down from the president rotation. He has done everything right and he is being footnoted by a winky face.

[IDK]Spider called it propaganda. This publication rarely agrees with Spider but finds itself, on this occasion, in uncomfortable alignment.

The Analyst has no name. They have no face. They have no alliance anyone recognizes. They do have, apparently, unlimited megaphone charges and strong opinions about 300's resource allocation strategy. They have promised KOI coverage next. Several people said they were looking forward to it. Catty von Catacean was not among them.

Show your face, Analyst. Then we'll talk about the data.

—Catty von Catacean