A Morning Melody Too Far: Ahmet Can's Theatrical Exit

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-04

Ahmet Can has departed State 2128 in the most dramatic fashion imaginable: by zeroing Whaleslaughter on his way out. His grievance? Her daily good morning messages and, apparently, a good morning song. He had recently declared she had 'no character' and insisted 'she knows what she did wrong.' Whaleslaughter, for her part, remains genuinely baffled but cheerfully accepts the character critique. One must admire the commitment—quitting an entire game because someone wished you well each dawn. Perhaps the song was off-key? Perhaps the greetings were too consistent? We may never know. What we do know is that Ahmet chose scorched earth over the mute button, and Whaleslaughter's city paid the price for her relentless optimism. Fare thee well, Ahmet. May your mornings be forever silent. —Catty von Catacean