Ahmet Can Returns as ETF R4 — Rage-Quit Rewarded With Promotion

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-08

In news that surprises absolutely no one paying attention, Ahmet Can has returned to ETF as an R4. Let us review his qualifications: zeroed multiple HAVOC members over good morning greetings, rage-quit the game dramatically, and left a trail of burned cities on his way out. Naturally, this makes him perfect leadership material. ETF's message is clear—loyalty to grudges matters more than loyalty to principles. Quit in a rage? Come back with a promotion. Burn your enemies over pleasantries? That's R4 behavior, apparently. Meanwhile, HAVOC's leadership earned their ranks through actual service and reliability. How quaint. ETF rewards theatrical exits and returns. HAVOC rewards consistency and kill counts. One alliance promotes chaos. The other promotes character. Choose wisely. —Catty von Catacean