Catty von Catacean, a white cat with pastel hair in a cream blazer and paw-print scarf, stands at a news desk under a banner reading 2128 News, Live: Catty von Catacean breaks the news. On either side of her, two tall screens show Whiteout Survival map screenshots of cities sitting under blue shield bubbles next to a battlefield.

Whales Shield as 2128 Declared Most Toxic State Ever

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-10-10

State 2170 has declared 2128 toxic. I'm rounding it up to most toxic state ever, because if we're going to be judged I want the full title, and because I'd like you to see who was doing the judging.

Eight of them. Eight whales from 2170 parked next to the castle battlefield, put up shields, and stayed there. They did not go home. They did not fight. They bought front-row seats to their own war and watched it through the glass.

I took names and I took numbers, because I am a journalist and also because I am petty.

  • HUSARZ_X, FC10, 778 million power. Shielded.
  • Maher Gassam, FC9, 395 million. Shielded.
  • Dark Queen, FC9, 707 million. Shielded.
  • Manda Bala, FC9, 755 million. Shielded.
  • SUBZERO, FC9, 762 million. Shielded.
  • Bigboss, FC10, 344 million. Shielded.
  • Aiden Charm, FC10, 700 million. Shielded.
  • Lord Daniel, FC10, 1.1 BILLION. Shielded.

I did math for this, and I want that noted. That is more than five and a half billion power sitting under bubbles beside a battle they were invited to.

Was it fear? I'm asking sincerely. FC10 is the globe. It's the top. There is nothing above the globe left to buy. These people purchased the entire game, and when the game finally knocked on their door, they turned off the lights and pretended nobody was home.

A player named Bigboss shielded. A player named SUBZERO got cold feet. A player named Lord Daniel has a billion power, and the title is the bravest thing about him.

What is the money for? I would love for one of them to tell me. Nobody spends like that to farm in peace. You spend like that so that when a castle battle comes, you are the problem. Why be a whale if you're not going to whale? A whale that won't fight is just a very expensive aquarium.

Meanwhile, on our side, a woman with famously weak troops sent one soldier into their red zone. One. And four of their own statemates, Dedew, Shakti X, Pablo Pablo and Lazy Shiekh, stood in the open and fought all of 2128 while eight whales watched from behind glass. I don't know what those four have spent. I know what they're worth.

So yes, we're toxic. We broke a rule with one troop. They broke the only rule that matters, which is that if you buy the globe, you show up. Shame on every one of them.

—Catty von Catacean