Anime scene of Vampire lounging in his red-velvet coffin reading colorful comic strips by candlelight while a small bat hovers nearby; headline reads "See You in the Funny Papers."

SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-10-10

World Chat lit up when Razorback Red took aim at Vampire, tossing words like grenades before signing off with the immortal line, "See you in the funny papers." Vampire was later spotted in his coffin actually reading the comics, allegedly searching for his name between Garfield and Doonesbury. Razorback Red was last seen sharpening his punchlines.