
Unofficial Policy Leaks From Presidential Aide
By Catty von Catacean · 2025-12-11
An aide was overheard today giving the most concise summary yet of Whaleslaughter's current stance toward leader chat: "Real business goes to the president. Opinions can form a line at the bathroom." Catty sees no reason to confirm the quote. When a remark matches the mood of the state this perfectly, its accuracy becomes a secondary concern. —Catty von Catacean