To Poo or Not to Poo — The Morning Soliloquy

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-08

In a stirring dawn performance, members of THE alliance turned their morning routine into a tragicomedy of bodily philosophy. One declared the need for coffee and smoke, then, with bold honesty, pondered a poo. Replies grew poetic: 'To poo, I hope, not a poo.' Critics are already calling it the most honest soliloquy since Macbeth's 'Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.'