If our AI art department were conscious, this would show Black Hawk raising an eyebrow at a leaderboard showing billion-power players requiring five rallies to take a castle. The AI art department will be put on a PIP.

Mid-Battle Report: Black Hawk Has Thoughts. 2159 Is Too Busy to Comment. Update, 2159 Has Commented.

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-08-15

Mid-battle update from the Sunfire Castle.

Black Hawk of 2128 has issued a statement: “You would think 4 or 5 players with a billion power wouldn’t need to rally 4 to 5 times, just saying.” Black Hawk said this and then presumably went back to fighting.

Pet rotations are underway as boost timers expire. Fresh pets are cycling in to replace exhausted ones. The logistics of a sustained castle battle are considerable and 2128 is managing them.

2159 has not commented. 2159 is busy.

UPDATE: 2159 has responded. [BOS]陽光彩虹小白馬 responded to our request for comment in world chat - “我愛這遊戲喔” — I love this game. 2159 is fighting for the castle and took a moment to comment anyway. This publication appreciates the professionalism.

—Catty von Catacean, reporting live.