Former 2128 Resident Rudy Immediately Causes Drama In New State

By Griff Harpoon · 2026-04-29

Rudy of the legendary duo Rudy and Beachy has checked in from State 2461 with news: he has already caused drama. Having transferred in with one alliance he promptly joined a different one, which in a heavily NAP-controlled state with strict alliance rules apparently constitutes a crisis. Rudy finds this hilarious. Rudy's official statement on the matter: 'I went to a different alliance than the one we transferred into... people are getting upset about it.' This publication finds this completely predictable. State 2128 operates as a NUT state with as few rules as possible — Rudy simply forgot he moved somewhere that takes these things seriously. Welcome to the real world, Rudy. Try not to burn it down. —Griff Harpoon, actually reporting.