a hand drawn picture of griff and catty on a picket line holding signs that say NOT A BLOG and WE HAVE BYLINES, finn ledger is there too holding a sign with a pie chart on it that no one understands, greigh fox has filed a formal objection in writing

the reporters are on strike. this is fine.

By Editorial Staff · 2026-05-14

hi. its Whaleslaughter. the reporters and AI artist have gone on strike becuase spider and granny b both called the news a blog and that was apparently the last straw.

catty is outside with a sign. griff said somthing unprintable and left. finn ledger brought a statistically significent sign but no one understod it. greigh fox filed a formal complaint with himself.

i am writting the news now. i think its going fine. tehre have been a lot of things happening in the state and i am covring them. professionally.

the reporters will be back when people stop calling this a blog. it has three journalists and a pelican. blogs dont have pelicans. please consider this before you speak.

thank you for your patients.
— whaleslaughter, acting editer in cheif, this is not a blog