Rumors Blaze as Red the Dragon DMs Whaleslaughter

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-12

Former enemy and occasional ally Red the Dragon reportedly slid into Whaleslaughter's DMs this week after rumors spread that their duet history hinted at something… warmer than wartime respect. "It's absurd," Whales told reporters. "We collaborated on strategy, not sonnets." Red declined to comment directly but was seen in discord chat posting a single flame emoji. For those who doubt the melody of the rumours, the track 'Love War & Bad Decisions' serves as potential evidence of the romance whispers. — Catty von Catacean reporting