Real Muscles vs AI Muscles: HAVOC and ETF Clash at Facility

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-08

The state chose sides today as HAVOC and ETF battled for a contested facility. ETF's Muscular Whale—whose physique owes everything to generous AI enhancement—held the line while HAVOC's VFOR launched relentless attacks. The delicious irony? HAVOC brought actual muscles to the fight. A certain alliance member whose biceps are verifiably real (not algorithmically conjured) showed up flexing authenticity. Sniper fought valiantly beside him. ETF may have AI-generated abs defending their facilities, but HAVOC brings the real thing. One alliance relies on artificial enhancement. The other shows up as they really are. The facility belongs to ETF for now, but HAVOC won the aesthetics war. —Catty von Catacean