Smirking R4 officers in a smoky command room tossing a fiery R5 crown back and forth like a grenade, while a scowling Whaleslaughter watches from the sidelines clutching a clipboard and plotting revenge.

R5 Hot Potato Tournament Begins After Whales' Demotion

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-12

Following Whaleslaughter's recent demotion, alliance officers have launched the first-ever 'R5 Hot Potato Tournament.' The game's objective: survive one full day in command without crying, quitting, or publicly insulting HAVOC's founder. So far, none have succeeded. Whaleslaughter, now stripped of title but not ego, has been spotted lurking near the leadership channel muttering about 'ungrateful peasants' and 'the unbearable silence of not having power.' Insiders report she occasionally lunges for the crown mid-throw, insisting it 'belongs to her by divine incompetence. — Catty von Catacean reporting