Anime-style Whalerilyn in her glamorous wig and dress, looking deceptively gentle as exhausted HAVOC R4s collapse around a frost-covered command table.

HAVOC R4s Surrender the Throne, Hand R5 Back to Whalerilyn

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-11-13

After several sleepless nights and one poorly timed banner crisis, HAVOC R4s have unanimously voted to return the R5 badge to Whalerilyn. 'She seems harmless now in that wig and dress,' whispered one R4 while handing over the leadership crown with trembling hands. Sources report that Whalerilyn accepted the role with a serene smile, and said 'I feel like a princess!' — which only increased everyone's fear. — Catty von Catacean reporting