Pharaonic Cat sitting behind the presidential desk looking regal and entirely unbothered, a tiny crown slightly askew, a fish where the gavel should be, Dii visible in the background already on vacation

Pharaonic Cat Elected Supreme President, Dii Relieved

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-04-01

In a unanimous vote that surprised absolutely no one who has been paying attention, Pharaonic Cat has been elected Supreme President of State 2128. His first executive order concerns fish. His second executive order also concerns fish. Dii has accepted the transition with what sources describe as visible relief. The Nile is pleased. —Catty von Catacean