Pharaonic Cat's Dramatic Reenactment: 'I Want to Stand Firm Against Death!'

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-08

Pharaonic Cat has blessed HAVOC with a theatrical performance for the ages. After apparently intercepting ETF communications, our resident dramatist reenacted an exchange between Salah and ETF's muscle man with the flair of a Shakespearean tragedy. The scene: Salah approaches, trembling. 'مرحبا' (Hello). The muscle man, confused: 'ماذا تريد' (What do you want?). Salah, with maximum desperation and no fewer than six crying emojis: 'اريد الصمود امام الموت' (I want to stand firm against Death!). Pharaonic Cat reportedly performed both roles, complete with voice changes and dramatic gestures. The HAVOC audience was in tears—not of fear like Salah, but of laughter. Pharaonic Cat has found a new calling as HAVOC's official satirist. Encore performance scheduled for whenever ETF does something else ridiculous. —Catty von Catacean