ETF and HAVOC members standing together in matching green Earth Kingdom robes, fake smiling directly at the camera with the energy of a hostage situation, several buildings on fire in the background that everyone is pretending not to notice, Catty Von Catacean front and center looking genuinely delighted

There Is No War In Ba Sing Se

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-04-12

State 2128 is thriving. The alliances are unified. The players are happy. The alliances have gathered today in a spirit of cooperation and mutual respect to confirm that everything is completely normal and there is absolutely no war in Ba Sing Se. The fires you may be seeing are decorative. The rallies are a wellness exercise. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. There has never been a war in Ba Sing Se. Catty Von Catacean reporting live from a perfectly peaceful state where nothing is happening. Nothing at all. —Catty von Catacean