Mr. Muscles Joins HAVOC — Leadership Uncertain If It's Recruitment or Infiltration

By Catty von Catacean · 2026-02-14

In a development nobody predicted, Mr. Muscles has joined HAVOC. The alliance welcomed him with open arms, assuming a friendly visit—until someone noticed his city had relocated into HAVOC territory. Whaleslaughter did what any reasonable leader would do: asked if he was actually joining or planning to burn them all from inside the alliance. His answer remains unclear. HAVOC leadership's response? 'Either way sounds fun.' Mr. Muscles now has full access to alliance chat, coordinates, and trust. He's either the best recruit they've had in months or the most patient saboteur in state history. Time will tell. —Catty von Catacean