Monkey Wins SVS Without Pet Buffs, Refuses to Explain Further

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-12-06

In what experts are calling a personal attack on effort itself, Monkey reportedly secured the SVS win without using a single pet buff. Sources confirm the pets were present, loyal, and emotionally prepared. They were simply not selected. Analysts are now divided over whether this was strategic restraint or psychological warfare. —Catty von Catacean