Local Man Discovers Fire Ants Are Real

By Catty von Catacean · 2025-10-18

In a stunning development last night, a wandering drunk stumbled directly into the Havoc anthill. Witnesses confirm the intruder ignored multiple warning pheromones before collapsing face-first into a high-activity rally zone. The individual has since accused the ants of misconduct, citing 'unprovoked hostility' and 'insufficient apologies.' Havoc spokes-ant Pharaonic Cat commented, 'We simply followed instinct. You lie on the mound, you get munched.'