
Jane: Power, Poise, and Deeply Questionable Cookie Taste
By Catty von Catacean · 2025-12-08
SNACK KINGDOM — Jane is the kind of leader who builds alliances, steadies presidents, and makes a chaotic state feel survivable. A former president herself, she works relentlessly behind the scenes, networking, encouraging, and quietly strengthening everything she touches. This is also, unfortunately, the same woman who eats raisins in cookies. Great leaders are not flawless. They're just excellent enough that we forgive them anyway. —Catty von Catacean